Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.Antoni Buccini
Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.Mark Tureck
Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ HillPhoebe Chandler
Allergic to the sun.Tilly Hill
I beat him at table tennis and he’s still bitter about it.Oliver Phillips
Could be really pretty if he made an effort.Rosie Hill
Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.Bella Pinto
Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.Oscar Dell’Anna
Jared Hill. No volume control.Kimberly Broom
He watches really weird videos on Youtube.Hannah Phillips
His mum still buys his underpants.Ruby Stevenson
He once made me laugh. Just the one time.Joel McCluskey
He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.Han Craig
👋 Hi, I’m Jared, an Australian product designer. The above quotes are real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to describe my worst qualities.
If you still want to work with me, read on.
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