Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.
Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.
Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill
I beat him at table tennis and he’s still bitter about it.
Could be really pretty if he made an effort.
Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.
Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.
Jared Hill. No volume control.
He watches really weird videos on Youtube.
His mum still buys his underpants.
He once made me laugh. Just the one time.
He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.
👋 Hi, I’m Jared (he/him), a product designer based in Sydney. The above quotes are
real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to
describe my worst qualities.
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