• “Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.”

    - Antoni Buccini
  • “Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.”

    - Mark Tureck
  • “Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill”

    - Phoebe Chandler
  • “Allergic to the sun.”

    - Tilly Hill
  • “I beat him at table tennis and he’s still bitter about it.”

    - Oliver Phillips
  • “Could be really pretty if he made an effort.”

    - Rosie Hill
  • “Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.”

    - Bella Pinto
  • “Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.”

    - Oscar Dell’Anna
  • “Jared Hill. No volume control.”

    - Kimberly Broom
  • “He watches really weird videos on Youtube.”

    - Hannah Phillips
  • “He once made me laugh. Just the one time.”

    - Joel McCluskey
  • “He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.”

    - Han Craig

👋 Hi, I’m Jared, a product designer based in London. The above quotes are real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to describe my worst qualities. If you still want to work with me, read on.

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