• Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.

    Antoni Buccini (friend)

  • Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.

    Mark Tureck (housemate)

  • Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill

    Phoebe Chandler (friend)

  • Allergic to the sun.

    Tilly Hill (sister)

  • I beat him at table tennis 6 years ago and he’s still bitter about it.

    Oliver Phillips (cousin)

  • Could be really pretty if he made an effort.

    Rosie Hill (sister)

  • Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.

    Bella Pinto (ex-girlfriend)

  • Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.

    Oscar Dell’Anna (friend)

  • Jared Hill. No volume control.

    Kimberly Broom (ex-housemate)

  • He watches really weird videos on Youtube.

    Hannah Phillips (cousin)

  • His mum still buys his underpants.

    Ruby Stevenson (ex-girlfriend)

  • He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.

    Han Craig (friend)

  • He once made me laugh. Just the one time.

    Joel McCluskey (ex-housemate)

👋 Hi, I’m Jared (he/him), a product designer based in Sydney. The above quotes are real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to describe my worst qualities.

If you still want to work with me, read on.

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