Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.
Antoni Buccini (friend)
Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.
Mark Tureck (housemate)
Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill
Phoebe Chandler (friend)
Allergic to the sun.
Tilly Hill (sister)
I beat him at table tennis 6 years ago and he’s still bitter about it.
Oliver Phillips (cousin)
Could be really pretty if he made an effort.
Rosie Hill (sister)
Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.
Bella Pinto (ex-girlfriend)
Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.
Oscar Dell’Anna (friend)
Jared Hill. No volume control.
Kimberly Broom (ex-housemate)
He watches really weird videos on Youtube.
Hannah Phillips (cousin)
His mum still buys his underpants.
Ruby Stevenson (ex-girlfriend)
He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.
Han Craig (friend)
He once made me laugh. Just the one time.
Joel McCluskey (ex-housemate)
👋 Hi, I’m Jared (he/him), a product designer based in Sydney. The above quotes are real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to describe my worst qualities.
If you still want to work with me, read on.
A lot of my stuff is under wraps, but here’s a little whitelabelled look at what I’ve worked on.